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if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka
Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir. pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka
Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir. pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .
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Congratulations!
Good news for all students preparing for their exam.
Both A/L & O/L exams have been postponed.
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada? Na???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Na???
Boru kiyanna epa…
Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He he…Hoo
Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
G.M. Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.
Promise Msg :
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
mekan oya no ekak select krala ewnna..mama ansar eka ewannam...a promis eka oya mata denna oni....
Thnk u 4ur promise.
1. Red rose
2. 100/= relod
3. Chocholate
4. Ice cream
5. A doll
6. Apple
7. Say I love u
8. Jewellaries
9. Mobile phone
10. Dress,
Boy -:
Boy :mama badinna yanawa e nisa mama dunna love letters tika mata denna
(ehema kiyala kollek kiwwoth me peththe school wala kellange reaction)
Bauddaloka: oya nattam mama marenawa...
Nishshanka: oyage mathakayak hatiyata tiyagannam...
Lakdas :eka hari mata deela yanna plz....
Adarsha:eva mage panatath vada vatinava
Kothalawala: man ubawa maragena marenawa...
Holyfamily balika:kamakne rattaran eyat idiwi math innam
Eth (.................scool) 1ke kello kiyanne:miniho me bag eke athi love letters godak uba dunna ewa thoragana anith tika deela palayan
Congratulations!
Good news for all students preparing for their exam.
Both A/L & O/L exams have been postponed.
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada? Na???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Na???
Boru kiyanna epa…
Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He he…Hoo
Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
G.M. Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.
Promise Msg :
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
mekan oya no ekak select krala ewnna..mama ansar eka ewannam...a promis eka oya mata denna oni....
Thnk u 4ur promise.
1. Red rose
2. 100/= relod
3. Chocholate
4. Ice cream
5. A doll
6. Apple
7. Say I love u
8. Jewellaries
9. Mobile phone
10. Dress,
Boy -:
Boy :mama badinna yanawa e nisa mama dunna love letters tika mata denna
(ehema kiyala kollek kiwwoth me peththe school wala kellange reaction)
Bauddaloka: oya nattam mama marenawa...
Nishshanka: oyage mathakayak hatiyata tiyagannam...
Lakdas :eka hari mata deela yanna plz....
Adarsha:eva mage panatath vada vatinava
Kothalawala: man ubawa maragena marenawa...
Holyfamily balika:kamakne rattaran eyat idiwi math innam
Eth (.................scool) 1ke kello kiyanne:miniho me bag eke athi love letters godak uba dunna ewa thoragana anith tika deela palayan
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Pissa
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka midule oru padinawa.
Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihin oruwa peralanna.
Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai?
Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawada kiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.
Hithata hithena de karanna thibunanam
Hithata hithena de karanna thibunanam,
gathata danena de widinna thibunanam,
netha pinawana de dakinna thibunanam,
PANATA WADA MATA ADARE KENEK HITIYANAM
MØRÑIÑG” Restaurant Menu:
brush 1k,
sithala tooth past 1k,
dum dana water godak.
Discount on bill: unu unu tea coppayak.
Thanx.
Ayeth ennna
Mama oyage kawda
1. Sahodara yek/yak- Cl me.
2. Hondama yalwa/yeheliya- Hi msg.
3. Adaraya – Misd cl.
4. Wishesha knk – frwd diz msg 2 me.
5. Sweet yaluwek – Blank msg.
6. Hathurek- No reply
Oya eka kara
Hama Gahakatama Kaanthare palawenna ba.
Eath Pathok Gaha Eaka Kala.
Hama Malakatama Aadharaya Wenuwen Penisitinna ba.
Eath Rosa Mala Eaka kala.
Hama Sathekutama Jaathiyak Niyojanaya karanna be.
Eeth Sinhaya Eaka kala.
Hama mati kollekutama me SMS eka Kiyawana ba.
Eath oya Eaka Kala…
Atha ahase sanda se
Atha ahase sanda se Numba yanna mge lowen Nikmee…
Taruth thani una wge math sanga wee innam hora rahase…
Ahasata tharu hitiyath ada thani wenna nodeeee…
Mage loke ada obawath na thanikamata mage…
Oba langin dawatena
Oba langin dawatena.
AAAdarawntheeeta Ahanna ma mathaka dai kiya,
Wenathka sith Bandeee ansathu woooowata,
kiyanna ma tharaha na kiya…
Sanda dakinna nam
SANDU dakinna onenam AhariLA inna ona.
SaNdu na kIyala as 2 piya gaTHthoth oyAta tharuwt dakinna bari wenawamai.
eth Sanda natiwata tharu hari dakinna ahrila hitiyoth,
Atham vita OBA NOSITHANA MOHOTHAKA,
OBA MAVITHA KARAMIN,
”SANDU PAYA ENWA NOANUMANAYA”’
BOOOOOruwa
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
Malu saha Api
Balanna oyat mekata ekangada kiyala.
muhude maalu gdk innnava.
Ainakata wela piththak dagena inna aipta loku maalu alllannath ba.
ama miss wela panapu maluwa ayeth hoyannnath ba.
Ehema Dawasata wena maalu Ahu wenneth natilu.
Itin oyath ama dagena inna welawe maaluwk ahu wunot mkada kranne?
Api marunama pana yanne kohendha
api marunahama pana yanne kohenda. Guruthuma:-Lamai.... api marunahama pana yanne kohenda..?
Sunil:- Sir...Janelen...
Guruthuma:-A kohomda sunil ahema kiyanne...?
Sunil:-Ne sir...daawsak re ape akka kiyanawa mata ahuna "JANELEN PANALA PARISSAMAIN YANNA MAGE PANA"
Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak
Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak pas kragena yanawalu. Hitye driver witharalu. Kanaththa lagadi genuknek atha demmalu. Eya adala hityeth sudulu. Driveruth tikakmanamala hinda genu knawa nagga gaththalu. Eyath bus 1 unthima seat 1n idagaththalu. Passe driverta mathak unalu eya negge kanaththa lagin kyala. Minihata heen dadya dagena eddi ahenawalu bus 1 pitipassen Karas! Karas! Gala saddayak. Miniha hoda tama bayawela pitipassa baladdi genu kna hina wewi ...Munchee Super Cream Cracker 1k kanawalu....
Pissa1- ara balapan ara pissu yaka midule oru padinawa.
Pissa2- eka thamai apitath ekka pal eka.
Pissa1- mata hithenawa peenala gihin oruwa peralanna.
Pissa2- ubatath pissuda ban?
Pissa1- ai?
Pissa2- kawda danne oke kibullu innawada kiyala. Marenne nathuwa hitapan.
Hithata hithena de karanna thibunanam
Hithata hithena de karanna thibunanam,
gathata danena de widinna thibunanam,
netha pinawana de dakinna thibunanam,
PANATA WADA MATA ADARE KENEK HITIYANAM
MØRÑIÑG” Restaurant Menu:
brush 1k,
sithala tooth past 1k,
dum dana water godak.
Discount on bill: unu unu tea coppayak.
Thanx.
Ayeth ennna
Mama oyage kawda
1. Sahodara yek/yak- Cl me.
2. Hondama yalwa/yeheliya- Hi msg.
3. Adaraya – Misd cl.
4. Wishesha knk – frwd diz msg 2 me.
5. Sweet yaluwek – Blank msg.
6. Hathurek- No reply
Oya eka kara
Hama Gahakatama Kaanthare palawenna ba.
Eath Pathok Gaha Eaka Kala.
Hama Malakatama Aadharaya Wenuwen Penisitinna ba.
Eath Rosa Mala Eaka kala.
Hama Sathekutama Jaathiyak Niyojanaya karanna be.
Eeth Sinhaya Eaka kala.
Hama mati kollekutama me SMS eka Kiyawana ba.
Eath oya Eaka Kala…
Atha ahase sanda se
Atha ahase sanda se Numba yanna mge lowen Nikmee…
Taruth thani una wge math sanga wee innam hora rahase…
Ahasata tharu hitiyath ada thani wenna nodeeee…
Mage loke ada obawath na thanikamata mage…
Oba langin dawatena
Oba langin dawatena.
AAAdarawntheeeta Ahanna ma mathaka dai kiya,
Wenathka sith Bandeee ansathu woooowata,
kiyanna ma tharaha na kiya…
Sanda dakinna nam
SANDU dakinna onenam AhariLA inna ona.
SaNdu na kIyala as 2 piya gaTHthoth oyAta tharuwt dakinna bari wenawamai.
eth Sanda natiwata tharu hari dakinna ahrila hitiyoth,
Atham vita OBA NOSITHANA MOHOTHAKA,
OBA MAVITHA KARAMIN,
”SANDU PAYA ENWA NOANUMANAYA”’
BOOOOOruwa
Api hamoma ahinsaka sathunta gdk aadarei.
Eyalata api karana de terum ganna bari wunat,
eyala dannawa api eyalata gdk anukampa karna bawa.
ada LOKA BOORUWANGE DINAYA.
Itin mata oyawa mathak wuna.
Oyat meka oyage yaluwonta yawanna.
Yawwe natot oya labana athme POL BOORUWEK WEI.
mta ehema ewnna epa.
Ehema kalot oya PUTHTHALAM BOOORUWEK wei.
Malu saha Api
Balanna oyat mekata ekangada kiyala.
muhude maalu gdk innnava.
Ainakata wela piththak dagena inna aipta loku maalu alllannath ba.
ama miss wela panapu maluwa ayeth hoyannnath ba.
Ehema Dawasata wena maalu Ahu wenneth natilu.
Itin oyath ama dagena inna welawe maaluwk ahu wunot mkada kranne?
Api marunama pana yanne kohendha
api marunahama pana yanne kohenda. Guruthuma:-Lamai.... api marunahama pana yanne kohenda..?
Sunil:- Sir...Janelen...
Guruthuma:-A kohomda sunil ahema kiyanne...?
Sunil:-Ne sir...daawsak re ape akka kiyanawa mata ahuna "JANELEN PANALA PARISSAMAIN YANNA MAGE PANA"
Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak
Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak pas kragena yanawalu. Hitye driver witharalu. Kanaththa lagadi genuknek atha demmalu. Eya adala hityeth sudulu. Driveruth tikakmanamala hinda genu knawa nagga gaththalu. Eyath bus 1 unthima seat 1n idagaththalu. Passe driverta mathak unalu eya negge kanaththa lagin kyala. Minihata heen dadya dagena eddi ahenawalu bus 1 pitipassen Karas! Karas! Gala saddayak. Miniha hoda tama bayawela pitipassa baladdi genu kna hina wewi ...Munchee Super Cream Cracker 1k kanawalu....