"Onna ithin achchila kattiyak wandanawe yanawalu van ekaka,
Achchi: diver koluwo uba kaju kanawada?
Driver:ow aththamme.
Achchi:ehenam menna kaju tikak tinawa kapan.
Driver:mmm harima rahaine aththamme. After 10 min'
Achchi:koluwo ida thawa kaju tikak.
Driver:mmm aththammata pin.
.after 10 min'
Achchi:me koluwo ida menna me anthima kaju tikath kapan.
Driver: aththamma kanna,mata dan athi."yako me gani anayak unane'
Achchi:na ban koluwo, mata me chokolet tika suppu kalata kaju tika ithuru wenawa,monawa karannada dath nane hapanda
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MEARENNA
GIYA HETI,..dumriyata gela taba diwi nasa genima sadaha yamin siti jon
kema parsalayak and wathura bothalayak da regena yanu dutu mithurek ewa
kumata yei wimasuweya.....ai bn oya kahel mal kochciya kiyata eaida
kauda danne ethakan mata puluwamda bada ginne inna..
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Lassana kellek dakkama onama kollek harila balanawa.
Ehema herila beluwe naththam u kollek nemei.
Eth mulu jiwitha kaletama papuwata thurul karagena kiyaganna bari tharam adaraya karanna hithanne eka kellekuta witharai.
U a kellata kochchara adareida kiyala kiyanna utavath therenne na.
Eka kiyannath be... Karume kiyanne eka kiyaganna danne nethi eka
A KOLLANGE heti. Galak wage hithak thiyenawa kiyala pennuwata. Kollange aheta kadulu inuwoth unanne
A KELLEK HINDA WITHARAMAI.
Awasanawakata samahara kellanta eka therum ganna be. KOLLAN WENUVEN me msg eka hama(boy,girl) yluwektma ywanna.
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Oya dawasaka ape gedara DINNER ekakata enna,
Mama oyata, Rice, Chicken, Fish, Egg, Ice Cream, Apple, Mango, Banana, Chocalate, Pepsi & Coke Okkoma thiyena PHOTO ekak pennannam.oya asai neda....?
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Salli mathak mathak wenne duppath unama....
Behet mathak wenne leda unama...
Hada mathak wenne amawaka daata....
Kala karuwo mathk wenne marunama.
Awwa mathak wenne wahinakota...
Deiyo mathak wenne waradunama...
Mawa mathak wenne 4n ake salli nathi unahama...
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".....Godak lassanata gewwa atithaya nima una ikmanata... Sasara puruddata wage api hamutna apita... Randuwenna tarahawenna me hama detama api ape laga hitiya neda?? Attamai gewu atithaya amathaka wenne jiwitheta... Lassna mathaka godak mage hithata itiri karala.. Oba magen samu gattata SATTAI HAMADAMA OBA INNAWA HITHE KONAKA...."
".....Godak lassanata gewwa atithaya nima una ikmanata... Sasara puruddata wage api hamutna apita... Randuwenna tarahawenna me hama detama api ape laga hitiya neda?? Attamai gewu atithaya amathaka wenne jiwitheta... Lassna mathaka godak mage hithata itiri karala.. Oba magen samu gattata SATTAI HAMADAMA OBA INNAWA HITHE KONAKA...."
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Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak pas kragena yanawalu. Hitye driver witharalu. Kanaththa lagadi genuknek atha demmalu. Eya adala hityeth sudulu. Driveruth tikakmanamala hinda genu knawa nagga gaththalu. Eyath bus 1 unthima seat 1n idagaththalu. Passe driverta mathak unalu eya negge kanaththa lagin kyala. Minihata heen dadya dagena eddi ahenawalu bus 1 pitipassen Karas! Karas! Gala saddayak. Miniha hoda tama bayawela pitipassa baladdi genu kna hina wewi ...Munchee Super Cream Cracker 1k kanawalu....
Dawasak bus 1k kanaththak pas kragena yanawalu. Hitye driver witharalu. Kanaththa lagadi genuknek atha demmalu. Eya adala hityeth sudulu. Driveruth tikakmanamala hinda genu knawa nagga gaththalu. Eyath bus 1 unthima seat 1n idagaththalu. Passe driverta mathak unalu eya negge kanaththa lagin kyala. Minihata heen dadya dagena eddi ahenawalu bus 1 pitipassen Karas! Karas! Gala saddayak. Miniha hoda tama bayawela pitipassa baladdi genu kna hina wewi ...Munchee Super Cream Cracker 1k kanawalu....
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Guruthuma:-Lamai.... api marunahama pana yanne kohenda..?
Sunil:- Sir...Janelen...
Guruthuma:-A kohomda sunil ahema kiyanne...?
Sunil:-Ne sir...daawsak re ape akka kiyanawa mata ahuna "JANELEN PANALA PARISSAMAIN YANNA MAGE PANA"
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Poddak kalpana karala balanna..ada enna ennama gabini mauwarun ganana wadi wenawa.harima pudumai.ispirithala wala
idath naha.eka ande denna thundena innawa...mekata hethuwa mama thawama danne na.eth ispirithale lamai hambawnna inna
ganu inna hama adakama gahala thyenawa "SIDDALEPA WEDA MAHATHMAYAGE WADAK" kyala.aththatama hethuwa eyada?
;-D
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oya mage pitipassen yaddi mata hithenawa mata hoda arakshakayek innawa kyla. oya mge dakunen yaddi mta hoda yaluwk innawa kyla hithenawa. oya mge wamen yaddi mta hithenawa hoda sahodareyak innwa kyla. eth oya mge issarahin yaddi mata hithenawa PULLI GONAA ISSARAHIN,MN PITIPASSEN kyala...hu...huu..
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oyage anga uda nagala,hilata dala karakawala,oyawa godak mirikuwa mathakada? mta eda godak baya hithuna mama palaweni wathawatane oyge udata nange.eth tika welawak giyapuwama mama paawenawa wage danuna....passe mama oyage hilata kotu kallak gahala oil baluwa mathakada MOTER BICKE???
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Srilanka jathika kodiyei Shiranthi rajapaksha reta adina gaumei samanakam monawada???
hithanna...
hari lesiy...
oka hithaganna barida,??
mokakda appa...
oya dekama ussanne Mahinda Rajapaksha,
!!!
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Mama parakku wena dawasata oya kalin enawa. Mama kalin ena dawasata oya parakku wenawa. Ay oya mata mehema karanne? Mama dannawa mama nathi unata oyawa balaporoththuwen wena aya innawa kiyala. Eth mata dan oyawa maga arinnama be. Mokada dannawada? ? ? ? Gamatama thiyenne.. Ekama BUS ekaine.
Mama parakku wena dawasata oya kalin enawa. Mama kalin ena dawasata oya parakku wenawa. Ay oya mata mehema karanne? Mama dannawa mama nathi unata oyawa balaporoththuwen wena aya innawa kiyala. Eth mata dan oyawa maga arinnama be. Mokada dannawada? ? ? ? Gamatama thiyenne.. Ekama BUS ekaine.
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husban: AY ANE OYA DUKEN WAGE.
wife: OYA THAMA MAGE ARAKA KEDUWE NE NE.
husban: AY ANE OYA KIWWE EYE RE KEADUNA KIYALA.
wife: KOHEDA KEDUNE.MAMA OYATA HEMA DAMA KIYANAWA KADANNA KIYALA.OYA MATA ADARAYAK THIYENAWANAM ADA KADANNAMA ONE.
husban:MAMA
OYAGE MUHUNA DIHA BALAGENA KOHOMA KADANDA.OYA OCHCHARAMA KIYANAWANAM
MAMA OYAGE MUHUNE THIYENA kuruleawa KADANNAMKO.
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Podda: amdo ubalage ge watema gewalwala podi babala innawa neda ban?
Amda: ow ban.dannawane ithin mage wada thamai....
Podda: ammata siri.e kohomada ban?
Amda: mama ape thaththage condom hama 1kama aga kapuwa ban.ekai
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NIMAL - ape seeyage oralosuwa me gange wetila awuruddakata passe goda gatta. thaama hondata weda karanawa. SUNIL - oka mokakda ape seeya me gange wetila awuruddakata passe goda gatta. oya yasa ageta inne. NIMAL - a hari pudumai. echchara dawas seeya ganga ethule monawa karalada. SUNIL - umbalage seeyai oralosuwa wain kara kara indala....
NIMAL - ape seeyage oralosuwa me gange wetila awuruddakata passe goda gatta. thaama hondata weda karanawa. SUNIL - oka mokakda ape seeya me gange wetila awuruddakata passe goda gatta. oya yasa ageta inne. NIMAL - a hari pudumai. echchara dawas seeya ganga ethule monawa karalada. SUNIL - umbalage seeyai oralosuwa wain kara kara indala....
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Akuru
4n manasa patalila."man eyata LOVE.Eya mata LOVE"deiyane baLOVE.dawadda
hinda iLOVE.Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.mama deviyanta karanne
kannaLOVE.Me balapiya boLOVE.me wage msg kiyawanne riLOVE....
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None
mokada pole gihin atdeka wana wana enne.mahattayo salli nathi unane.a
kohomada wenadata hatte pallene salli daman yanne.ethana tibila tamai
nathi une.a ganiye hatte pallata atha danakan ubata danune
nedda?Aa..Kauda hituwe atha dame salli ganna kiyala
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Mama oyage paudgalika ewa hoyanawa kiyala hithanna epa. mata meka loku prashnayak. ekai ahanne..
.
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HARAK AI
THANAKOLA KANNE?
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KING : Andare onna me parath Vapmagula athalagata awa.
ANDARE : ehemai Rajathumani...
KING : HARAK kiyakata
kalada bola???
ANDARE : 9kata Rajathumani.
KING : Bola Andare 9k aedda???
ANDARE : Rajathumani thama eka gonek
sms 1 kiyawanawa. Uth ei
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samahara aya badinna kalin pana wage adaren hitiyata bendata paxe wenas wenawalune. . . Ithin mekath a wage wenas una 2kge kathawak. Eka dawasak me 2nna hodatama randu wenawa. Nona:oya mama gana dan hoyan na.. Mahaththaya:oyata pixuda? Nona: ow oyata mawa dan penne pixek wagene. Ithin me kathawa tikak darunu una. Eka paratama mahaththaya kiyanawa . . 'mama wasa bonawa.' nona: ithin mata mokada bonawa ithin mahaththaya wasa bonna yanawa. Eth tika welawakata paxe awa. Nona : ko thamuse maha lokuwata giye wasa bonna neda? Mahaththaya: wasa bonne kohomada oi. . . . . Thamuse eka koppayakwath hodala nane. . . .
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godak dawasaka idala mama oyawa walada ganna asawen inne. Eth thawama ekata welawak awe nahane. Oya magen ath wennamane hadanne. Mata oyawa walada gannama one. E wagema tika dawasak oyage laga innath one. Mama oyawa walada gaththama oyage agata unusumak danewi. Samaharawita oyage aga ridennath gani. Mama mehema qwata tharaha wenna epa. Mama lagadima dawasaka oyawa hoyagena enawa. . Mama oyage adaraniya HEMBIRISAWA. . .
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Sunil; poth ape life 1 ta godak balapanawa neda? Nimal; ow ow ape wife ta lamai 2k ekapara labunane eya 'amba yahaluwo' potha kiyawanakota. Kamal; ape wife tath lamai 3k ekapara labuna eya 'thun yahalu wikramaya' kiyawanakota Siril; aiio deiyane!! Mama iwarai. Sunil; ai, ai mokakda une?? Siril; mage wife dan pregnant eya kiyawanne 'ali baba saha horu hathaliya'!!!
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Obath ratri kalaye minixun baya karamin sarisarana GREEZ YAKEK da? Obe hakiyawata menna idak. Danma ayadum karanna. "SRI LANKAN GREEZ STAR" Jayagrahakayata dina 21ka "welikada rest" hi niwaduwak.. Samagin policeyen dotha pura thagi.. Sahabagithwayata gam wasingen sanasili thagi rasak.. Adama ayadum karann..
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meka akuRu 222 ka msg 1k.monawada ithin akuRu 222kin kiYanna puluwan.mage asawan,hangeem ? baha wage.ehenam,hina wenna,duka hithenna.ekath baha wage.kiYanna puluwan deYak thibunath,kohoma kiYannada ?akuru 222 iwaRaene SuDu
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Ewasana dana rupu rodayata jaya kodiya... Meka ki ekage kata kawath madiya... Ikman una ekata kellan hatha ataya... Ikman nounu ma thamath thanikadaya...
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Aurudu 85k Awiwahaka Achchi kenek
Merunalu,
Eyage Antima Kematte Tibunalu Eyage
Sohone Mehema Kotanna Kiyala,
'Kanyawiyak Wee Ipida Kanyawiyak
Wee Jeewatwee Kanyawak Lesama
Miya giyemi'
Sohone akuru kotana miniha me tika
diga wedi nisa short karala mehema
ketuwalu.
"packing nokada apasu ewana ladi'
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Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
#mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
#GF,"hny
oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim
thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka
nawaththamu"
#cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"
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Mathakada eda api denna train eke giya oya face eka eliyata dagena giya mama paschath bage eliyata dagena giya apiwa dakka hamoma api denna ekawage kiwwa!!
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Man meka oyage kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye.., eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane..aththatama kiyanawada mata
| | | | eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai??
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obatath 1k thiyenawa.
matath 1k thiyenawa.
obage amma pawichchi karanne obage thaththage 1.
obage nandath pawichchi karanne mamage 1ne.
vivaha wena kanthawatada 1k labewi.
namuth dik kasada uu kanthawata eya ahimi ve.
Arnold Schwarzeneggerta diga 1k thiyenawa.
Machel J.pokesta kota 1k thiyenawa.
Madonata 1k nomatha.
cheena jathikayanta samanyenkota 1k atha.
enamuth srilankikayanta samanyen diga 1k thiyenawa.
obatath 1k thiyenawada?
obage 1 kochchara digada?
oba kamathida aa kata?
obata adahasak thiyenawada
man mokak ganada katha karamin sitinne kiyala....
ow aththatama..
a obe WASAGAMA
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